What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?